Perverted Mathematics

Feb 8, 2014  

Tits group
The tits group is actually a pretty huge group (order 17971200) found by Jacques Tits. I have to say I don’t know of anything that seems very interesting to share on this matter, so if you happen to be a Group theorist please comment below and enlighten us!

Group Action
Not only an alternative to a gang bang but also a description of symmetries of objects using groups.

Hairy ball theorem
Essentially, the idea is that whenever you try to comb a hair ball flat, there will always be at least one point where the hair sticks out. The famous sentence: “You can’t comb a hairy ball flat without creating a cowlick”

Slutsky Theorem
Essentially this theorem has nothing to do with sluts but obviously, I am childish. Actually, this theorem basically gives you information on the convergence of the quotient of two sequences random elements knowing some convergence properties of the distinct two sequences.