I am an adult
Dealing with most my issues
By chain smokin’ lots

Simulation works
Hypnogogic visions start
But talk done

Disappointed eyes
That was my supervisor
Goodbye P-h-D

Dark times’ over
Kidding, shush Florence
O, hello Vodka

Finished all work
Woops, did not see this pile
Pass me the shotgun

Advancing science
Or postponing real life
Look, some lolcats!